Well, next week is the anniversary of the first call I did with my pathetic lil Panty Soup Slurping, Pump Humping, Hamper Skunk. We are going to have a fun lil all-nighter on Weds., and it is going to be a very, very good time. I am going to use and abuse him in all kinds of new and creative ways. He is going to pay dearly, as he always does, for the opportunity to bed tormented by me. He is always quite generous, to me and the dispatchers, though he doesn’t have much choice in the matter. But the best thing about this pathetic lil Panty Slut, is that he is hysterical! And under most circumstances, he is quite obedient, though every now and then he needs to be reminded exactly how fucking pathetic he is. He likes go hamper diving at his friend’s house, digging into the dirty clothes in that hamper looking for the dirtiest panties he can find. He then stuffs them into his pocket, to take home and make panty soup with while talking to me. He has it down to a ridiculously hysterical science. I was going to post awhile back, and it slipped my mind, a list of hilarious new drinks he made up, incorporating his seriously deranged “tastes”. A few of my favorites were, the Pisky Sour, Hot Buttered Bum, Crack Russian, Mint Two-lips, the Crotch Tottie, the Hooter Shooter. Now these aren’t just names, he has ingredients to go with them. I laughed til I almost gave him one of the ingredients needed for the Pisky Sour! LOL! He also likes to play with his secretaries things. With it being winter, she wears boots to work and leaves her sexy lil shoes at work to change into. Now, I’m sure you can figure out where I am going with this…LOL, the pump humper likes to go into her office when he is alone there, and get a pair of those pretty lil pumps, and well, do all kinds of nasty things to them. I made him cum in them one long weekend, and leave it there for a couple days, then lick them clean just before she came in to work. And, I don’t call him a pump humper for nothing! He likes to take his pathetic lil dicklette and balls and put them in one of the shoes, and do very dirty, albeit incredibly pathetic things. Yes he is good for hours of endless entertainment. I am sending him out a special present today to use during the marathon, and I am so looking forward to the Hamper Skunk anniversary marathon. I will fill you in after it concludes.
I wanted to send out a big huge thank you to KK, as he sends me Victoria’s Secret gift cards quite often, and I went shopping the other day and spent it on some very sexy new panties, and some other “unmentionables”. I also spent the 3 Sephora gift cards I have gotten recently from those who would to remain unnamed. I am not sure why they don’t want to be unnamed, but hey, as long as I am getting lots of fun presents and giftcards, I will certainly comply!!! I picked up a bottle of my favorite perfume, and some new makeup with those gift cards. I also went to the Lush store! As many of you know, (lil Baby Ryan knows all about this, and he spoils me rotten by sending me the BEST Lush Prezzies, thank you Baby Ryan, You Rock!), I am a Lush addict. And all of you sissies out there who like to be as girly as possible, Lush is the place to go for bath products, skin and hair care. Nothing makes you feel girlier or sexier than a Lush bath. It is amazing. I can being in a horrible mood, and taking it on the unfortunate lil humiliation sluts that call, and get into a Lush bath, and I have a completely different disposition. I then relish every second of abusing and tormenting all the lil humiliation whores out there, not to mention teasing the stroker boys, playing with all the sissies, torturing the cuckolds, and the glory hole bandits, and just generally enjoy being me, and talking to all of you! I have the softest hair and skin, and my baths are like a little piece of heaven now. So, for all the sissy boys out there who are looking for ways to feel more femmie, go check out the Lush site and by all means give me a call, or Instant message me, and I will help you pick out the best items for you. I have also made up a couple of Lush wishlists, but they are not like Amazon, they have to be emailed out instead of just posted, though I am sure I can find a way to do so. Regardless, for those of you out there who like to spoil me, (and thank you to all of you out there that do!!!!!), feel free to go to Lush.com and send me an e-card to daphnedenies@neo.rr.com . And for the pathetic cuckolds out there who want to get something nice for their wives who are on their way out to meet the real man that is going to take care of them, this is a good way to get them feeling sexy, smelling amazing, and anxious for the real cock they are gonna have that night! Lush rocks!!!!
I also want to say THANK YOU to blooky, who has replenished my stock of knee socks. He sent about 100 pairs over the period of a week or two, and I love every pair. He has sent me so many awesome gifts since I started here at LDW, and I cannot thank him enough. He sent me some really awesome books as well, one I finally made time read recently called Inferno! . I really enjoyed it and everything else he has sent me over the past 16 months. Thank you blooky, my toesies are warm, and quite sexy, as are my sexy toned calves, and I look killer in my lil short skirts, and Mary Jane platforms that footsie sent me awhile back!
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I’m outta here for now, but am looking forward to talking to each and every one of you very soon. You know how to reach me, and I know exactly how to abuse you all in perfect Sadistic Princess fashion.
The Ruthless Sadistic Phone Sex Princess,
Daphne
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